Random
Source Code
Random
The moment when you flip your pillow at 10:07 PM and it is cold and feels nice.
10:07 PM
*flips pillow*
Me: now that’s a cold pillow
5👍 1👎
The most annoying motherfuckers you'll have on your lip.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
Person 1: Dude, what is that on your lip?
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
3👍 1👎
A very naked icy challenge that involves a car full of people taking place in the below zero or below freezing winter months. Basically every window in the car is rolled down and the AC set as low (cold) as it can go and is cranked TO THE MAX! Following this everyone in the car will remove all of their clothing and bask in the frigid goodness whilst speeding down the road. The last man or woman in the car left completely naked is the winner and is then deemed the "Cold Badass".
- "Yo did you hear about the guys taking the cold challenge last night?"
- "Yeah I saw their asses rollin downtown in the 5 degree weather in that heap of a car completely naked wearin sunglasses"
- "What Cold Badasses"
3👍 1👎
1. Someone highly contagious with cold sores/herpes simplex virus #1.
2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.
"Alissa kissed me and then complained about how she is getting a cold sore, what a cold sorcerer!"
"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."
3👍 1👎
n. 1 a moment, usually in a group setting, during which all conversations end, resulting in an awkward silence. 2 a word or phrase that induces a cold tile moment
...like when you broke the trampoline...(awkward silence)....wow, cold tile moment.
3👍 1👎
Verb: To deliver an insult in attempt to highlight an inadequacy of the recipient, usually said in a sarcastic, dry manner.
Deb: "I'm trying to raise money for college."
Kip: "Your MOM goes to college."
Bystander: "Ooooh, cold bust."
3👍 1👎
when you wake up your partner by dumping ice on her, then proceed to jizz on her or shit on her feet.
it was august, but for my bitch it was still a cold morning.
3👍 1👎