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The most annoying motherfuckers you'll have on your lip.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
Person 1: Dude, what is that on your lip?
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
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The moment when you flip your pillow at 10:07 PM and it is cold and feels nice.
10:07 PM
*flips pillow*
Me: now that’s a cold pillow
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The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.
*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
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The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.
Susan: Do you still obsess over that italian guy?
Maria: No, I went Cold Turkey on him.
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To scar the skin using a metal instrument and a freezing substance, such as liquid nitrogen or a solution of alcohol and dry ice. The skin affected turns a bright white, as do the hairs which grow back in the area branded.
The ritual is less painful during the actual procedure, when compared to the norm of heated iron branding. The skin touched however, goes through a longer recovery and slight more pain after it is done.
It is also commonly referred to as a 'freeze brand', and is less practiced than it's heated cousin. Therefore, it will be harder to find someone who is willing to work on you.
"So I heard you got a cold brand. Did it hurt?"
"It's a little sore now, but it wasn't that bad when the guy was doing it."
"Where can you get them done?"
"Well you can ask around the tattoo parlors or you can buy the supplies yourself. It's not very hard."
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A very naked icy challenge that involves a car full of people taking place in the below zero or below freezing winter months. Basically every window in the car is rolled down and the AC set as low (cold) as it can go and is cranked TO THE MAX! Following this everyone in the car will remove all of their clothing and bask in the frigid goodness whilst speeding down the road. The last man or woman in the car left completely naked is the winner and is then deemed the "Cold Badass".
- "Yo did you hear about the guys taking the cold challenge last night?"
- "Yeah I saw their asses rollin downtown in the 5 degree weather in that heap of a car completely naked wearin sunglasses"
- "What Cold Badasses"
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1. Someone highly contagious with cold sores/herpes simplex virus #1.
2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.
"Alissa kissed me and then complained about how she is getting a cold sore, what a cold sorcerer!"
"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."
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