Gary Come Home

A song which made me cry. Spongebob and Gary are family forever.

"Gary come home." *starts sobbing*

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johnny come lately

Someone who shows up late, often.

"Look who finally showed up, Johnny come lately"

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fucking come on

when you can't remember how to communicate with your brain
or when you need to finish so quickly even quantum computers can't calculate how quick it is

"Come on, come on, fucking come on!"

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Coming for toast

what you say to a girl to invite her round for a good time ...

BOY : so what you doing tonight ?
Girl : nm.
Boy : so do you want some toast
Girl : im coming for toast :)

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what did they come as?

insult to mutter when one or a group of SERIOUSLY badly dressed people walk by.

Basically you are insinuating they must be in fancy dress to look so ridiculous, hence 'what did they come as?'

50 yr old woman walks by with big clunky black leather boots, a vile patterned multicoloured gypsy skirt, jewellery made from old christmas decorations and a t-shirt 3 sizes too small that says 'babe' on it:

me: what did they come as?

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Coming out of the curtains

When an actor or an actress admits that he/she is gay either to be honest or to create dramatic effect.

Elton John: "I think I'm comfortable being called gay"

TMZ: "ELTON JOHN IS COMING OUT OF THE CURTAINS! HE ADMITS THAT HE IS GAY! ELTON JOHN IS GAY!!!!"

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Coming out of the woods

When you admit to yourself and the public, that you are a bear (large hairy homosexual male)

'Whoah, tyler is finally coming out of the woods everyone!"

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