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A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .
Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.
Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.
Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade
"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"
Her Hole was So wet it was playing a band instrument in the hotel Room . Whistling and piping like a Flute
She's got a Coochie Flute!
Someone who slays mad poon. While being a gentleman, he is smooth as fuck and gets hella pussy.
Pete is such a Coochie Conquerer, I need to take notes ASAP rocky.
To go a long duration of time without getting laid.
“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”
Choochie goober
is a man who pulls alot of bitches and that has eaten enough pussy to know the taste of every human race
Damn randy do you really need 2 side bitches and a ig model swing some of that grade A pussy over here you coochie goober
a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter
Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?