Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

Cooter Cold

The act of a woman getting an STD.

I wouldn't sleep with her, I heard she has a cooter cold.

Cooter Wine

The grapes you ferment into wine inside your vagina.

We just drank a whole of box of Hannah's cooter wine! Related to butt chugging.

cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.

Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.

cooter bunnies

Any sexually transmitted disease on one's vagina

He did not have sex with her because she is known to have cooter bunnies.

speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.