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a condition acquired from staying in plastic police cuffs for an extended period of time. (when wrist turns - cracks are audible)
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...~hugs~
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Refers to a horny police officer's using a "frisk" ('cuz he's feeling "frisky") as a selfish/shameless opportunity to "sample the merchandise" on an attractive fellow human.
If you're an extra-cute lady and you're not doing anything wrong while you're out driving, don't worry too much if you get puled over --- most likely the officer just wants to cop a feel. Same deal with a "frisk" or a "pat-down", as well... the lust-crazed "dirty old man with a badge" is feeling "frisky", and so he wants to "pat" you "down there".
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A characterization of a fighter's displayed skill or aptitude in hand-to-hand or general combat, shown famously poor in United States police. Also used to denote a lack of one's fortitude or resilience to stress/stressful situations, or abject cowardice.
Yeah, they were swingin at each other. But like a couple of cops-so no one got hurt.
Watch as the contender begins a takedown but is too much of a cop and hesitated, missing their chance.
A poor performance on display from the champion tonight; the swings are wild, their technique is sloppy, mostly cop-ish.
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The Coronado Police Force.
The laughing stock of all police.
Police that do absolutely nothing.
The kids that were picked on in school and then became cops to be dicks to everyone.
Fake cops.
Was that a mall cop?
Nah man, that was a nado cop.
Did that cop just try to pull you over?
idk, I lost him two blocks back.
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A hill with a castle on top which isn't a castle but whatever. Full of inbreds mostly.
George: "Wow look at him, he's an inbred!"
Mike: "Must have been born in Mow Cop"
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n. The deft act of physically dropping your cell phone in the middle of a call, whilst driving your car, to avoid getting ticketed for not using a hands- free device while driving. There is no time to give notice to the person on the other end of the line, so they may wonder what all the noise was about as your phone tumbles to the floor mat or between the seats.
Not a required technique in all states... yet.
(Person on the OEL): "Yo, what was all that thumping around? You were in the middle of saying something and then it sounded like you fell down."
(Driver): "I had to do a cop drop. The po- po just flew up on my ass. He's gone. Now where were we?"
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