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What you scream out the day after you and your buddies were eating corn, so you can show them the corn in your crap.
Yes!!!! I got first corn bitches!
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When you're fucking someone in their ass from behind and you stick a cob of corn in their ass. Then you proceed to push it in further with your dick until the cob and your dick is fully enclosed in their ass.
After shopping at the grocery store, I decided to go home and corn stalk my girlfriend.
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Straight Up country girl, that is sexy as hell and you cant help but stare.
"man look at her up on the tractor, shes a corn star"
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Variant of a dirty sanchez where a piece of fecal corn is visible. For best effect the moustache should resemble the style worn by Adolf Hitler.
She regretted feeding me those niblets after I left her with a corn hitler.
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The day after the woman eats corn, you perform anal on her. As you pull out there will be corn pieces stuck to your shaft. Tell her to eat her corn on the cob.
Dude, I forgot we had corn for dinner last night until I pulled out. That bitch loves corn on the cob.
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1. Unbelievably creepy kids who live in Iowa and kill their parents
2. A very nasty bush on a chick that has not exercised proper grooming and hygeine, resulting in a poor agricultural site between her thighs
1. "that little freak looked like something out of Children of the Corn!"
2. "I dove into the Garden of Eden and instead found Children of the Corn!"
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corn of the bull
log with corn
Guy 1: "Can you mow your lawn in a hurricane?"
Guy 2: "Well I..."
Guy 1: BULL CORN!
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