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When you try to lie to the world and yourself, but your brain decides to take a shit instead.
Also called a "freudian shit" (the brain-hemorrage version of freudian slips).
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
-Tweet by Donald J. Trump, President of the United States
"Johnny, what are you doing? Have you written your essay?"
"No."
"What?! Then do it!"
"Covfefe. I mean yes. It has the best words in it."
-Johnny wanted to copy Pence's homework at school
When you make a mistake, but play it off like you knew what you were doing.
Don't worry bro. I got this covered.
*messes up*
Dude. You made a complete covfefe out of yourself.
Humorous title for the 45th US President/Commander In Chief Trump.
Commander Covfefe is so dumb he thought The Exorcist was a movie about Jack LaLanne.
Black liquid that contains caffeine and covid.
Ooohhh, my coffee - I mean covfefe - is delicious. Did you taste this SARS-CoVfefe yet?
coffee X covid by a Trump-like barista
Why did you sneeze to my coffee? —I thought you wanted a tremendous corona blend á la SARS-CoVfefe-2!
Unawareness of the term covfefe or its origin. The word is from an absurd Trump tweet and it is meaningless.
"I asked a bunch of my coworkers if they knew about covfefe. Most were covfefe naive."