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The opposite of getting drunk, drinking a large quantity of energy drinks until you're awake for 1+ days or until your heart explodes
Tony: "Hey Jim want to go to my brother's Bat Mitzvah?"
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."
To be high and drunk at the same time behond recognition .
Richard: Daym man I'm crunked.....zzz..zzz..
Isaiah: yo r u ok?
A fun word that I’ve used before
Have you been drinking?
I’d say this shit sober. I’m not super crunked right now.
having so so much fun with your bestie NOT DRUNK OR HIGH just crunking it up asf am i right ladies
To absolutely demolish/nuke a ball in any fashion
Dude, I absolutely crunked that ball with funky kong off of you
What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.
Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
The after effect you experience following a extremely intense orgasm or multiple ones. " cum drunk" twist into dum crunk, cant even function properly!
Bob fucked me soooo good I'm dum crunk & dyslexic !!