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A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?
Anything used to obscure the front-facing camera on a computer. Often a piece of tape,; a jerk curtain could be anything temporarily or permanently affixed to a computer and or front-facing camera that obscures visibility.
Did you see how many jerk curtains were up in that picture of the Apple offices?
Johnnie Carter uses a bandaid as a jerk curtain
Something that can protect you from seeing your sleep paralysis demon.
"Oh that curtain? It saves me sometimes.."
The most handsome cat in the world
Look at curtain.... he's so handsome!
when someone is cockblocking aka preventing someone from getting game
I was about to pull up on shorty but AJ kept curtaining me like he’s on a mission.
I hate curtains.
objects used for
1) blocking sunlight through the windows
2) wiping your cum after nutting
1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???
A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window
Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...
Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny