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The situation that develops when a great deal of lint collects on your car's dash due to a lack of cleaning.
Dude, Armor All would take care of the serious flannel dash that you have in your car.
Brawl Dash makes you gamble makes you obsessed. 8 victims have already been diagnosed with BD obsession…
I play brawl dash every day and i’m obsessed with it
yes yes it is real!!!! it is oute. swingcopter here!!! spider oorb here!!! we evehn got de teleporb and deh spider pahd
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!
Bartholomew: "2.2 will never come out."
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"
Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"
Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"
Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*
When someone starts typing a reply and then nothing happens...
I texted him I liked him and then he went all dot n dash on me!
When you go to a comedy club in New York City and they have a two drink minimum, so you drink a few Budweiser’s and a vodka cran, and the bill comes to $70 so you just say fuck that and walk out.
“Damn I can’t believe they tried to charge us $70 for four beers and two mixed drinks. That’s why we did a drink n dash
When you leave a bathroom quickly because you made the biggest shit of your life in there
I was at this crazy party and I had to pull a poopin dash because because I had to many hot dogs from the day before.