Dashing for riches

When you dash for money so you can buy a sex toy.

"Johnny was dashing for riches, and broke into a store for sex toys."

Door dash

It hasn't gone out of business because the drivers are (at some level) eating the cost.

Hym "And the people ordering door dash are affluent enough to pay either way. They just tip less. Seriously, do you even talk to anyone who isn't a fucking YouTube vermin? How out of touch can a person be?"

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dashing smashing

the phrase used to determine something of great value, something of great attractiveness. Also can be used to just define something that looks the awesome.

Wow that was such the dashing smashing dance move man

Geometry Dash 2.2 out

yes yes it is real!!!! it is oute. swingcopter here!!! spider oorb here!!! we evehn got de teleporb and deh spider pahd
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!

Bartholomew: "2.2 will never come out."
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"

Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"

Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"

Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*

Trash Dash

Trash bar pub crawl.

Man...... I'm so hungover, I did a Trash Dash last night.

Deyo Dash

When you go out to eat, and upon returning to the place you left (work, home, etc.) you immediately must go to the bathroom.

My coworkers and I went to Taco Bell for lunch, and when we got back I had to do the Deyo Dash.

absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D

Isa is absolutely focken dashing