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A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.
Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today
the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best
John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast
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(n.) A staff member at urbandictionary.com who cancels your submission before it even reaches the editors. This person is often a huge douchebag who lacks any consistency in rejections or acceptances. He will let completely lame trash pass as a definition, yet cancel a submission that breaks none of the rules and is actually useful.
Guy 1: Hey did the definition get passed, man?
Guy2: No, the urban dick cancelled it. What a submission nazi.
Guy 1: Hey, you want to go out tonight?
Guy 2: No, I have to sit at my computer and flip coins to decide which definitions I'm going to pass for the website while I masturbate.
Guy 1: Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot you were an urban dick with a really, really really small penis.
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The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.
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The aftermath of your cum after you ejaculate and decide to go for an immediate round 2 after your done look down and the cum from round 1 will be frothy
i should of cleaned up instead of going again straight away now my dicks coverd in dick foam
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More blatant version of "fuck".
"He wants the order in five minutes?! Throw a dick!"
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the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her
( dick + disappointed )
Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed
black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
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