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When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.
Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!
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The reaction to an insult of someone saying "do you have a horseshoe up your ass?"
If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"
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Yet another word for your bird. More commonly used as a derogatory statement towards one of your friends.
I'm going to thunder punch you in the dildo mold.
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Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.
Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?
Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"
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What is the prize given to recognize stupid people for doing stupid shit. As defined by www.dildoawards.com.
"He was stupid for doing that.. He deserves a dildo award."
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it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo
person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye
person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!
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A gay man, slut, or just someone you dont like's ass-hole
close yo dildo cozy man, It's reekin' in here!
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