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sparkling dildo

A dildo that is glittery for the gays

dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch

by queefmasterblaster March 1, 2017

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diamond dildo

The reaction to an insult of someone saying "do you have a horseshoe up your ass?"

If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"

by ikedaddy April 5, 2006

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Dildo Mold

Yet another word for your bird. More commonly used as a derogatory statement towards one of your friends.

I'm going to thunder punch you in the dildo mold.

by OfficerPat March 19, 2010

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Captain Dildo

Someone that is so uptight about everything that it seems like they are walking around with a dildo in their ass all the time.

Guy 1: "Man have you heard Garrett lately?

Guy 2: "Yea, he can be strict, but he doesn't have to act like Captain Dildo all the time!"

by DONOVAN94 August 23, 2011

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dildo award

What is the prize given to recognize stupid people for doing stupid shit. As defined by www.dildoawards.com.

"He was stupid for doing that.. He deserves a dildo award."

by Gravyplaya August 7, 2007

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hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

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dildo cozy

A gay man, slut, or just someone you dont like's ass-hole

close yo dildo cozy man, It's reekin' in here!

by JoelC! April 19, 2006

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