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donald trump is the fruit of the citrus species Citrus × sinensis in the family Rutaceae, native to China. It is also called sweet orange, to distinguish it from the related Citrus × aurantium, referred to as bitter orange. The sweet orange reproduces asexually; varieties of sweet orange arise through mutations.
boy: hey mom, let’s get some more donald trumps!
mom: mmm, you’re right! they make my tummy happy again 😊
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A Orange Clown with a yellow wig attached to his head. Somehow IT got into the white house.
A: Have you heard of the new horror film?
B: What's it called?
A: "It uses spray tan and sticks a yellow birds nest on his head and makes it into the white house and calls its self Donald Trump"
B: ARGH JESUS CHRIST THAT SOUNDS SCARY WHAT THE FUCK I AINT SEEING THAT?!!!!!
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An orange species that originated from Trumptopia, Donald is just another Trump, which is the newly species' name. The species of Trumps are orange, have cheap looking wigs on their heads, like walls, love their daughters, and marry chick models.
Bro: Dude, that's a Trump! I think he's called Donald. Donald Trump...
Dude: Nice, bro. I'm gonna vote him as president.
Bro: Wtf.....?????
Dude: Stop being such a liberal, man.
Bro: I'm no—
Dude: LOOK AT THAT PERFECT, ROUND, ORANGE FACE. LOOK AT THAT HAIR...it kinda looks like a girl's unsha—
Bro: Shut up, dude. You're embarrassing us.
Trump: *walks up to bro* I don't like you because you're Mexican. I'm gonna build a wall so you will never come to the U.S. again.
Dude: Bro, you're Mexican? Not cool
Bro: Help me...
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To drop the kids off at the pool, from cockney rhyming slang for dump.
I'm going upstairs for a Pat Cash and a Donald Trump. Be Back in an hour.
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The reason why I'm moving to canada
"Donald trump was elected, RIP America"
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When a women wipes her hair with her male partners ejaculate.
I blew my load all over my stomach and my girl put her hair in it and totally gave herself the Donald Trump.
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The next retarded president
A guy who says China aloy a well
I wish Donald trump was never born
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