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One who has been a douche for so long they are now pickled.
"That guy's more than a douche! He's a douche pickle!"
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A person who is already percieved as an ass who also exhibits the behavior of a douche with an unnecissary amount of zealousness.
A person who exceeds the normal parameters of doucheness.
Jim is a total donkey douche for telling my boss that I was high on crack.
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Douche bags on Urban Dictionary. They typically post a definition that supposedly makes them look like a "deep" and "thoughtful" person. They think that they're unique in our society, and that somehow they're different. All they are, are 15 year old teenagers that think they're rebelling against "everyone else". All they'll grow up to be is a depressed bank teller.
An Urban Douche can also apply to someone who repeatedly thumbs up there own definition.
Urban Douche: Whoa, I know what would be rebellious... I should talk about how society, media and the government is an evil plot to rape the youth!
olollololol im so deep and different from society that makes me kwl!!1!1!!
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somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
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When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.
Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"
Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."
Later...
Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."
Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."
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A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.
That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.
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an area containing 3 or more douche bags thus making it a douche box
so we went to that kegger last night and i swear there was a douche box in every corner of the room
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