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Giving your roommate named Tom a bj while he drinks a 40oz.
Drew didn’t have a real job, so he waited until roommate got home and gave him a Drew Job.
A beautiful girl inside and out. Sticks and stones may break her bones but words will never hurt her because she is proud of who she is and what she has achieved. People can treat her awfully and horridly but she won't care because she has better people to worry about in life than pathetic unimportant ones. This girl loves music and gets very emotional hearing her favourite songs. Treat her with some respect and she will do the same to you.
Tegan drew?
Yes?
Don't you care if people are mean to you?
No.
Why not?
Because I am who I am and if they don't like that then can get stuffed.
You are an amazing person Tegan drew.
Absolute legend. Will take your girl. Greatest Rugby League player the game’s ever seen. NRL premiership winner by 2025.
Person 1: ‘Did you see that absolutely swole premiership winning bloke the other day?’
Person 2: ‘Yeah must of been Drew Stokes.’
The art of making something way longer than it was supposed to be, because damnit these were ALL great ideas and critical to the story and I can't justify killing any of these darlings.
This campaign was only supposed to last 2 years, but I kinda Drewed it.
A fat, white boy from Alabama. He is usually dramatic as fuck with a short hairy dick. He stays at home eating raw fish he made from his toilet and fucks men for fun. He is the boy who will suck a guys dick for a bowl of cum.
“Who’s that ugly bitch?”
“Oh him? That’s drew holladay. He’s a big fag”