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Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.
We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.
when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know
omg Chelsea! I was trying to talk last night but you were in a drunk coma on the couch
When your so drunk that you go nuts!
If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!
When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli
A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods
B: Is she asleep? Or dead?
A: Nah, she's just potato drunk
At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.
Getting so drunk, usually whilst stuffing hot dogs in your face, you wake up sleeping on the floor with no memory, not unlike a dog.
Tony was at it again last night, got so dog drunk he shaved off his eyebrows and is dressed like Columbus. What a turd.
The mightiest of gods graces the world with his presence when ollie is drunk. The confidence and swagger of this man is unpresented.
that dude is being a real drunk ollie