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That guy is a drunk tipsy; he always drink and now he's about to fall over because he's so drunk.
When you're so drunk that you get hit by a car, get up, run away bleeding, stop, then run away again only to further risk collision.
Did you see that deer drunk slide across the pavement and run away bleeding?!
The act of searching youtube while drunk.
Person A- "Hey dude, where did you find this video?"
Person B- "I was drunk youtubeing last night and posted this video to everyones facebook wall! haha."
Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
Drunk Amy is my favorite!
Similar to death rattle.
An early morning drunk dial occuring after someone has stayed up all night drinking/partying.
(ring, ring)
Rob: Hello?
Sam: Hey buddy what's up?! I just wanted to call and tell you you're a great friend, and I love you man!
Rob: Is this a drunk rattle? It's 7am.
to be so high that you feel as impaired as you when drunk
Bud: Dude can you give me a ride?
Bro: Sorry my man bud im skunk drunk
songs that everyone loves to listen to when completely shit faced.
Hey man, I never listen to "Sweet Caroline" unless I'm hammered, I think it's a total drunk song.