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only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'
harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate
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another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.
Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!
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One who meets a guy and an hour later has sex with him. Shooter was pretty accurate therefore she got the name, One Eye'd bandit.
B.W.K, One eyed bandit
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the bitch next door with the crazy eye
my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster
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When a lover removes his anus and touches it to his significant-other's forehead. This ritual can be done either out of love or aggression. A little known fact is that this ritual inspired Van Morrison to write a song with it's namesake.
My girlfriend was being annoying so I gave her the "Kiss Of The Brown-Eyed Girl"
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Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake
Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.
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1. Robert Scoggins
2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants
3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water
4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...
1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon
2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.
3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...
4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha
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