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The person who used to live next door to you, but no longer does, either because they moved away or you did.
Susie just moved away, I guess that makes her my ex-door neighbor.
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A woman who is always the victim. A woman who cheats on her husband because he does not provide her with enough emotional support. A woman who uses her children as pawns in support/custody proceedings to benefit herself in obtaining more child support money which she doesn't spend on her kids. A woman who goes through boyfriends every 2-3 months and introduces these boyfriends to her children only to have them ripped away once they find out the true colors of the psycho borderline ex wife. The psycho borderline ex wife is greedy, constantly victimized, selfish and usually a gold digger.
Why does the Psycho borderline ex wife always go through a different boyfriend every month???
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text your ex day
girl 1:it’s october 27th uno what that means text your ex day
girl 2:definitely
March 10 is a day where we celebrate being single and free from that toxic ex.
Let’s go out and celebrate you putting yourself first on National toxic ex day.
National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend
Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂
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The result of when someone tells you something highly unbelievable, or just plain surprising. It can also be used elsewhere, such as when you're dissed. Basically a vulgar form of excuse me.
(while watching South Park on tv)
Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?
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When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!