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A fake-over is when a person has a make-over using a multitude of props such as hair extensions, breast implants, fake eyelashes, spray tans, false nails, collagened lips and coloured contacts. This results in a fake/plastic/Barbie-like look completely different to the person's natural appearance. Very popular with aspirant "actresses" and "models", as well as bored, rich ladies of leisure.
Candy has completed her fake-over and now is indistinguishable from all the other girls at the casting.
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(n.) a person who commits to plans then...
a. doesn’t show up for them (-500)
b.bails on them for different people (-1000)
c. doesn’t reply in gc when making plans (-200)
d. doesn’t respond in cows within 5 minutes of opening(-100)
e. declines turtle kiss (-1000)
f. more than an hour late to expected time (-500)
g. falsely accusing someone of being a fake fan (-300)
h. calling anyone outside friend group a fake fan (-800)
(adj.) when someone has the qualities of a fake fan
Robin ditches us... she is such a fake fan!
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"Fake Boobs" are good for whores and sluts to attract men for a one time fuck, The man is attracted to her under false circumstances until he finds out that her great boobs are fake boobs, He will bang her a time or two, and move on to the next girl who has the REAL THING!
A deception by girls with small boobs to look and feel better about the crappy life they have created for themselves. Also used as a way to get more work if she wants to be a successful porno star.
Men prefer girls with natural boobs, but if the bitch is flat chested or suffers from "boob sag" fake boobs are the best option for her.
Joe: something about that bitch looks funny
Max: Yeah ... its just her "Fake Boobs" that make her look funny.
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pretending, somthing that you arn't.
(1. dyed hair: usually black, blonde, or brown.
2. fake tanned: being tan from a salon not the sun, leaves orange glow.
3. wears tight clothing: usually items that can show off their body's or fake tanned skin. mostly abercrombie, A&F, hollister, and american eagle.
4. fake girls always have make-up on, most of them never leave their house without it. fake girls always have the thick dark mascara lashes and usually have some-what thick eye liner.
5. nails done at all time: acrilic nails to fake girls are probally one of the most important things to them. this includes finger nails and toe nails.
6. always have accessories: fakes girls always tend to have huge sunglasses and big purses from name brands such as chanel, prada, Louie V, dolce and gabbana, juicy couture and guess.
7. fake girls all usually have sqeaky or scratchy and high pitched voices, or at least try to make their voices sound like that.
8. they usually have very loud and obnoxiously annoying laughs, that they fake because they think their real laughs are too manly.
9. fake girls usually swear frequently and use alot of slang words, their usually the ones who hear the new slang words first.
10. fake girls can always be caught calling their friends by pet names like girl, gilfriend, baby, babygirl or words that are usually hurtful, but to them their names you call people when their close with them. such as hucci, whore, slut, cunt, and bitch.
11. fake girls always have their myspace done with the hottest new upcoming song that no one really knows yet, you can find the hottest guys with the most gorgeous bodies in their hundreds and thousands of myspace friends. fake girls usually hide or show everything on their page and has hundreds of photo comments to seem "exclusive".
when fake girls do this they are sometimes mistaken for italian princesses.
gianna B: oh my god, nicole and gabby are so fake!
gianna M: yeah, but they get all the guys!
gianna B: oh my god, your so right! their so lucky, i wanna know how to be fake!
gianna M: me too, apparently its alot of work.
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The state of faking, To knowingly avoid prior obligations.
Yo dog he said he'd be here in 5 minutes and he aint, that niggas in fake mode
Yo that cab slowed down like he was gonna scoop us, man that nigga in fake mode.
Doobie need to hurry up and drop a CD, man that niggas in fake mode.
Dat nigga said he'd roll a blunt but he smoked it to the head, that niggas in fakemode
Stroul said he was going to come to Brooklyn but he aint allowed out of CO, man that niggas in fake mode.
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A relationship that looks good on the outside and seems real but falls apart after a lot of time.
From: Sex and the City
I love Trey, but our relationship is a fake fendi.
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The first in a long line of "Fakes." Not "fake" due to personality or attitude persay, merely "fake" because he was the second JD to join a group of friends. May have a fondness for television, leather loveseats, anime, wine, and other hipsters.
"I love Fake D, but he is melting into the couch again!"
"I would like to introduce you guys to my friends Joe and Fake Joe"
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