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João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."
The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19
YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu
a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally
Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu
When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day
I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night
(Coworker Is A Dumb A$$) CIADA flu
CIADA flu (noun) – A pain that starts in your head and takes over the body slowly. Most likely caused my excessive exposure of an annoying voice from a/multiple clueless coworker(s) who are currently ill with diarrhea of the mouth.
Symptoms include: headache, pain in jaw (typically due to mouth hanging open or grinding of teeth), squinting eyes, fever (due to severe mental irritation), cramped fingers (after excessive emailing of coworkers with similar symptoms).
Treatment includes:
•Cutting phone lines so voices aren’t necessary.
• Threats of severe snow storms (so annoying coworker gets scared and leaves early)
•Whispering (so one-upping coworker cannot join in conversation and make your symptoms worse by shorting you on lunch money.)
If treatments do not work, please seek professional medical assistance immediately.
Cindy and Sue's diarrhea of the mouth has made me sick with the CIADA flu.
The period or monthly menstrual cycle of a female. Aunt flo is in town for the week. That bitch is on the rag.
You dont want to come to my house this week my wife has the princess flu.