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Fairy Fucker

Noun:
1. A really, really homosexual male.
2. An otherwise straight man who gives it to a homosexual man in the butt- not because he's gay, but because he's just desperate to pump his semen into Fairy Fucker in this case would signify the "giver", not the "taker". The receiving person would be known as the "Fairy Fuckee".
3. A far more colorful way to call someone an idiot. (Simply replace the word "gay" with "fairy fucker" in your pleasant day-to-day conversations at the water cooler)

Adjective:
Fairy-Fucking (ex: a gay dance teacher = a fairy-fucking dance teacher)

Verb:
Fairy Fuck, (past tense: fairy fucked)

This phrase came about because a "fairy" is a well-known vernacular for a gay dude, and, when this fairy decides to fuck, it is, well, really gay.

See also: rainbow rammer

1.
Stan: My stupid fairy-fucking teacher, Mr. Brown, gave me an F on my homework assignment!

Martin: Well, that's what you get when you write an essay that's titled "A history of Fairy Fuckers: The Mr. Brown story"

Stan: Yea, he probably didn't like the part where I went into detail about catching him on tape spanking it behind his desk after school.

Martin: Eww! You really caught him??

Stan: No, but if he has ever spanked it after hours, he now thinks I've got some awesome blackmail material to get him with.
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2.
Billy: Wanna come with me to the Gay Pride Parade?

Andy: Hell yea! I'm never one to miss a fairy-fucking fuck fest!

by Barlow! January 3, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tucker Fucker

New Zealand slang for Tomato Sauce. Coined for its ability to overpower any other flavor of any meal once applied. As well as a way to denounce degenerates that apply it to practically any meal, regardless of whether or not its necessary.

I love Fish and Chips. Pass the Tucker Fucker, bro.

by PsyNZ October 18, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


pi fuckers

Annoying bastards flaming over the amount of digits pi has. Please see pi to understand.

"This is the first 50k digits of pi...to top that other guy's number. Beat this:3.14159265358979323846264338327"..

Wow it is amazing what copy and pasting the first 50k digits can do...amazing.. fucktard o_0

by The Dalai Llama March 16, 2004

50๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


finch fucker

to describe someone or something in an unlawful way; being an asshole or just a fucker

Josh is a finch fucker.

by grand fuckin facilitator March 1, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


happy fucker

N. 1. A male with extreme luck with females. Emphasis on undeserved.
2. One who does not work for their belongings and enjoys it

That kid riding with those 5 girls in his brand new BMW his parents bought him is such a happy fucker. I want to gouge his eyes out with my cock.

by obie trice June 11, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jump-Fucker

A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.

Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?

George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.

by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016


Drug Fucker

A person who has used many different drugs at the same time.

Did you see Dirty Mike last night he was high off of everything he is a real drug fucker.

by Bwebb May 24, 2015