gas deodorizer

a modern gadget, when attached to the inner backside of an underwear absorbs the foul smell and instead emits a beguiling aroma of choice, making the host of the smells a very welcome companion.

Claudia: "I bought daddy a box of gas deodorizers so you can stand him.
Tom: "No wonder there is a citrus odor in the house all the time: I've come to hate oranges for life!"

Gas Palace

White Castle

"I need to change rooms so i don't suffocate."
~"why?"
"I went to Gas Palace"

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Dance Gas

/noun/n:

A series of little, swift, and quite dingy beige ballet farts expelled as the dancer dances on the floor.

Example: During the Bridgerton Ball, the Waldorf salad made Jennifer lay so much ‘dance gas’ with haste as she pliéd about with fervor. Luckily, she wore her leg warmers on and they assisted in absorbing most of the odor.

Stinky gas

Another word for the chemical sour gas (H2S)
Smells stinky

You just made stinky gas

Dick gas

A rare element not found on the periodic table due to it being so amazing compared to the other gasses. It can also be used to describe a terrorist

Hannah was being such a dick gas last week! She wouldn’t stop touching my nipples.

Cosby gas

What ricers call nitrous oxide

There’s a 100 shot of Cosby gas in my civic

Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.

Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.