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While walking around downtown Seattle, some friend and I saw a few window displays that could only be described as ghetto but pricey! Thus, I coined the term "ghetto-posh." Not quite classy, but not cheap or skanky either...
Ghetto-Posh: an item, event, person, or anything that is very pricey to purchase or put on, but is styled to be dirty, worn, trashy, or cheap.
My cousin threw a ghetto-posh pimp and hoe party at her 200-acre ranch.
That ripped, faded denim purse from Neiman's is ghetto-posh!!!
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When you're walking down the street downtown and there are a bunch of police cars with their lights on at a crime scene. You run up with a bunch of friends by the cop cars and dance by the flashing lights.
Person #1: "Hey do see those cop cars, something bad must have gone down."
Person #2: "Dude! Let's go Ghetto Rave by the cars!"
Person #1: "Yeah ok...and I've got some crystal meth we can do!"
Person #2: "Dude are you stupid!? They're cop cars!!!"
Person #1: "Oh yeah...haha."
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A ghetto repair is sometihng repaired using simple tools and or stuff just laying around, its a quick easy fix that doesnt last long and sure isnt pretty.
"hey did you see what matt did to his car?"
"ghetto repair man"
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A system to determine one's true ghettoness, by a measure of possesions, income, crime committed and location. Add the numbers up to determine your total ghetto score.
Being a Minority: +80
Clothing Regularly Worn:
Do-Rag:+30
Hat:+5
Jacket Under $60:+30
Jacket Over $60:-10
Shoes Under $40:+20
Shoes Over $40:-10
Shirt/Pants Accedently Ripped/Stained:+10
Shirt/Pants Purposly Ripped/Stained:-30
Income:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
No Money:+100
Locations (all That Apply:
Own Property:-20
Own Property (Condemed):+50
Apartment(Well Kept):-5
Apartmen(Average):+0
Apartment(Deplorable:+10
Live in New Jersey:+50
A Cardboard Box:+100
A Bar:+40
Automobiles: Cars and car systems:
Value:
100,000+:-50
50,000-99,000:+4
$25,000 and below:+50
Hydrolics:+60
Spinners:+50
Neon:+10
Decals:+10
Custom Paint Job:+40
Chrome:+20
XM Radio:-5
Weapons:
Pistol:+30
High Caliber Pistol:+50
Palm Sized Pistol:+60
SMG:+40
Uzi:+70
Ak-47:+80
Kinfe:+10
Knife longer than 6 inches:+30
Machete:+50
Baseball Bat:+40
Crimes Committed (DO NOT COMMITTE CRIME TO INCREASE YOUR GHETTO SCORE!)
Violent Misdemeanor:+10
Misedmeanor:+5
Violent Felony:+20
Felony:+15
Race:
Being White:-400
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Food from an urban Chinese takeout.
Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.
Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.
I'm sort of broke, and pretty hungry - I think I'll go to Lam's and pick up some ghetto Chinese.
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Faux Ghetto (pronounced 'foส gฤt'ล)
n., pl. -tos or -toes.
1. When a person claims they're "hood" (pronouced hสd) but was raised in middle to high class society.
2. Mainstream rap is a way of life. Gucci Mane is considered a godlike figure.
3. "T-ing" a girl with a friend is an acceptable way to lose your virginity
4. Beginning and ending each and every sentence with the word "Nigga."
5. Claim they're a "baller" but work at a local grocery store.
Ex. 1)(Insert Name Here) is faux ghetto.
Ex. 2)Brandon wears Abercrombie, listens to Gucci Mane, talks like he's from the street but lives in a $500,000 house. He's so faux ghetto"
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capitalizing on poverty to sell music and clothes while ignoring the class antagonism that incites consumers' emotions to buy those commodities
You: yea son this young jeezy music is my shit, i be hustlin in the trap all day w my chains and ice, fuck the po and rich whities
Me: you's fetishizing the ghetto as fashionable when it is a really sad effect of racism and classism that we should struggle against rather than perpetuate through buying commodities white people get paid off of; fuckz dat ghetto chic
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