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THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.
DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.
A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly and builds bridges, including building bridges between thugs getting eliminated and the community being kept free from evil.
Rochelle: (sipping coffee, looking out her apartment window) oh wow those police men are taking action and are arresting people that are making our streets much less safer.
JaQuan: Yeah that's how the street goons on 3rd shift in our police are: they go get it for the most part when they're fully staffed.
Rochelle: that cop has a mean look about him like he has a resting bitch face and that he does this three times a day.
JaQuan: ya that's the face and body language of a street goon.
Rochelle: he seems motivated in building bridges.
A Vape Goon is a person who loves to Vape and trying to make Vape Clouds identical to the ones in the sky. They always have anew Mod to show their sick Vape Tricks and always be juicin their mod. They are the president of Vape Nation and just have an oral fixation with the mouth piece of a Vape. This type of person is always seen vaping anywhere they can legally.
Danica: check out my new vape Scott! Watch my sick O's I've been working on for 7 months now.... Hold on let me get my juice so I can make Mad Clouds and do a sick french inhale for you!
Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon
Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??
Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.
Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.
Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.
When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.
Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)
To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.
Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.
1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.
2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.