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a type of weed thats absolutely amazing. its white on the outside because it has so many crystals but when you break it down its purple in the middle
yo that grand daddy purp got me riptarded
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If we define the bases in sex as:
1 - French
2 - Feel
3 - Finger
4 - Fuck
then it stands to reason that instead of calling it 4th base, we would say a "Home Run" if it happened in one night.
Then, in baseball terms a "Grand Slam" is a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs", it stands to reason that a "Grand Fuck Slam" would be a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs."
In colloquial terms: a Grand Fuck Slam is having sex with the same partner 4 times in one night, where both partners reach their climax each time.
Steven went out one night to a party and brought home the hottest girl and proceeded to have the time of their lives. At 1am they finished the first round; both excited and energetic from the party, all they required was a quick water break before hoppinng back in the sack for a second adventure. 20 minutes later both of them finished and needed a little longer break. After ordering pizza which arrived at 2:15am, the two were horny as can be and had sex again. This time, they spilled the pizza off the bed by accident. Just as Steven was getting ready to fall asleep, his party trophy decided to go down on him for an invitation for a fourth round. Finally, 35 minutes later, both were extremely exhausted and collapsed onto Steven's bed in a puddle of sweat and bodily fluids. The excercise had physically drained both of them to the point of literal exhaustion.
Awakening the next day, Steven found that his girl was gone, but the puddle was still around him in the bed. When he went to do his laundry his roommate accosted him of being loud all night long. "You would be too if you had a Grand Fuck Slam with a girl," he replied.
The roommate said, "I don't even know what that is, but I take it you got laid last night."
"You're damn right I did!" Steven responded, "Four times in one night!"
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1. A mexican pastime
2. A popular computer game series
When Mexicans get bored, it's time for grand theft auto.
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A1 Grand Prix is an exciting new winter season motorsport category. Announced in April 2004 by Sheikh Maktoum Hasher Maktoum Al Maktoum of the Dubai royal family, it pits nation against nation, with drivers driving for their nations of birth. A weekend would consisted of practice, qualifying, and two races, the short sprint race and the longer feature race. Against all odds and defying critics who would smile if the series failed to make it off the ground, it made it to its first Grand Prix at Brands Hatch, United Kingdom on the 25th of September, and started spectactularely, with a double win for Team Brazil. The 11 race series- after the cancelation of the Brazil round due to the track not meeting standards- excited motorsport fans across the globe, with Team France proving to be far and away the quickest team, and winning the championship in the penultimate meeting in the USA.
However, there were criticisms and concerns over how the series would manage financially, and this was started by Maktoum funding the majority of the series with his own money. Critics were delighted to hear that the series had lost $212 million in its first year, and excitedly scurried off to write articles about this. Running a 25 nation series with mostly his own money alone costed Maktoum, but fans were pleased to here that a debt managing program involving the Nomura Group with assist the series for futures seasons.
The series, while exciting on the track, done itself little favours with dealing with critics. With the Sentul round being postponed and put forward 4 weeks after the death of the Prime Minister of Dubai, and the Laguna Seca (USA) round almost being cancelled due to heavy rain in the area, doom criers were loaded with ammunition to use against the series. Three teams- Russia, Japan and India failed to finish the first season due to financial concerns. Merchandising and marketing was near non existant, some important television markets were being ignored (Canada), and the official website left a bit to be desired. While a new series will certainly have growing pains, A1 needed to react quickly to rumours of discontent, and should have been quicker to react to concerns, rather than allow pit stop problems and television coverage problems to continue well into the series. Sparse crowds at some races were pointed at the lack of publicity, meaning less fans saw their heroes in action. Some criticised the drivers in the series and stated that you need personalities to push the series forward- however, others argued that when the series is big enough, this would not be of a concern to fans.
However, A1 is looking forward to its second season, beginning in front of a packed crowd at Zandvoort in Holland on the 1st of October 2006, and ending where it begun its first series at Brands Hatch on the 29th of October. Should it iron out its few faults on the track, and look seriously into its merchandising and publicity, there is no reason why it cannot grow. More teams are expected to join for series two. While critics will complain over any "problem" falling at A1's feet, there is no doubt A1 is here to give fans nation versus nation and national pride.
A1 Grand Prix is an exciting new series.
A1 starts is second season on the 1st of October in Holland.
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The most prestigious place to live in West Michigan, a town of just over 10,000 people found East of Downtown Grand Rapids surrounded by a beatiful lake. East Grand Rapids has one of the Greatest Public School systems in the country, and over 95 State High School Championships, The most in the state and 2nd most in the nation. Also home to the 38th President of the United States, Gerald R. Ford.
Known also by "EGR", and simply "East".
"East Grand Rapids, A better place to live"
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to be a caring individual, loving each and every human being.
has many peaceful out looks on life, and is very philosophical about religion.
also a pedophile.
The pope is a grand poobah
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An accurate description of Southwest Airlines' Flight Attendants. In reference to a Southwest pilot who got caught transmitting his endeavors with a stuck microphone to air traffic control.
64.5 year-old Captain:
I would have gone to the bar and given these flight attendants a real stud to take back to their room, but my flight was full of Gays, Grannies and Grandes!
23 year-old First Officer: Yes Captain, they were all talking about how hot you must be with your pants off!
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