sandshoe hairy muff

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

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hairy dogs cock

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.

My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.

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Hairy Crotch Pooch

noun: a hairy buldge in the crotch area on indians.

Wow, that indian has a really hairy crotch pooch. Let's shave it off and make mittens out of it.

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Hairy Belt Buckle

When one pulls up and hangs testicles and scrotum over the top of their pants, ensuring the penis stays hidden from view.
It is customary to draw the attention of unwitting bystanders to it.
Hands must not be securing the buckle in place.

That bastard Nathan burnt me with a hairy belt buckle this morning.

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hairy dogs cock

a male penis that is very hairy

"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"

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Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

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hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

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