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Follicly challenged man: "here's my new truck"
256.5lbs of pure testosterone: "i like the truck.. the wheels remind me of the hot wheel wheels"
Mr. Irrelevant: "GAY"
Follicly challenged man: "says the guy with Half a Truck"
To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.
Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.
Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.
The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
A loop of elastic & spandex fabric that wraps around one hip, between buttocks, and covers your junk. The loop can also be longer and go over one shoulder instead of the hip. Essentially a Half-Mankini (A Half Body Thong). A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; a pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.
Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a half thong to the beach.
a term coined from TikTok describing people, but mostly parents, who have extremely poor relationships with food & exercise and take it out on their children. this often causes said children to have body issues and eating disorders, following in their parent's footsteps, when they grow up.
"my mom just started this 800 calorie diet and told me that nothing tastes better than skinny feels"
"she's such a half an almond mom..."
To be lazy, and sluggish see lethargic{ but still get out and enjoy the sun and do athletic shit and enjoy life skating with friends but still mostly lie in bed all day. usually the slightly overweight guy in the group. don’t let him fool you. he could possibly beat the shit out of you.
Me: Hey dude. wanna hang out?
Friend: Sure!
*Next Day*
Friend: Hey dude, wanna hang out?
Me: *Says later but never does it* Sorry, being a little Half Lethargic
Friend: ahh, we’re usually all that guy sometimes
The most selfish person around. He hides when he's getting attacked and attacks other people for fun. Hence the term half shell.
Man, Cody is such a half shelled bitch. He told that depressed kid to die and when he got all the hate he played victim.