having a aleppo moment

Not knowing what someone is talking about. Not understanding anything.

Person A: this is a an imortant thing that is happening in france
Person B: im having a aleppo moment

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we have a window

The brief time you have to have sex when your kids are away

Hay babe we have a window

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let's have a shit

to say to have a good time with your homies

Brad: dude... what should we do today?
Paul: let's have a shit bro

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have you taped

to have a deep understanding or knowledge of a person

Jackie was wondering if Ronan was thinking of buying her something "sparkley" for Christmas. He knew she was fishing for a ring. "I have you taped" he told her.

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have a meeting with yourself

slang for masturbating.

after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.

if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.

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We have the technology

Stop bickering, just look it up on your damn phone.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, Joffery was in Batman.

Friend 2: No way, brah, no way Joffery was in no Batman.

Friend 1: We have the technology. (Conversation ends, they google that shit.)

Harve Bennett: Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive.
Oscar Goldman: We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

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I'm having a grabber

About to have a heart attack.

You are so excited about something...one can say, "I'm having a grabber."

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