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A sexual act in which the man sits in a corner in the fetal position while the woman wears a crown and takes a dump on him and waves at random objects around the room as the prime minister walks in and takes your money.
Dude, Canada's History sucks, I should have stuck with the beaver.
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Canada's History, is an elaborate sex move, starting off this unusual fornication deals with the insertion of moose antlers into one or more holes of the mail or females partners body.
Then the contender with the most antlers sticking out from them is water-bordered with the contents of a bottle of maple syrup. Then natural sexual intercourse may occur, providing that the antlers may need to be removed from the frontal are of the female, then finally at the entirety of the climax, the fruits of there labors are emptied into the Stanly Cup, witch the couple then drinks from deeply.
Dude, Stephan Colbert was talking about that nasty Canada's History on his show last night......nasty shit man.
nasty.
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A sex act deemed so perverse that an alternative word (Pinocchio) is usually substituted for the primary term. Performing Canada's History involves nasal sex with a moose, and slaughtering the moose after the act is done.
Note: The moose is the pitcher, not the catcher, while performing Canada's History.
He's a freak, I heard that he likes to do Canada's History!
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A sex act so horrible that it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup. The details are so graphic it cannot be explained here. However, it is suggested that you use the antlers as a reverse reach around. The Stanley cup might be used as a date rape drug or weapon, and the maple syrup for lube ;). STICKY, DELICOUS, LUUUUUBBBBEEE HA! HA!... lube. Now maybe put that in working order. Its should work. HA! HA! HA! lube.
Lets discusses Canada's history, in my office! HA! HA!... Brace for impact. By the way have you seen my daughter Judy? She looks absolutely nothing like you. Nothing like you, nothing at all. Nada!
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What Hilary Duff will be by the age of 21 if she doesn't step up and grow some goddamn TALENT!!!
(2009)
Matt: Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins are still going strong today. What ever happened to Hilary Duff?
Ryan: You mean that weak-voiced, Lizzie McGuire bitch? Man, she's history stuff.
Ashlee: I know, right? She's like "So Yesterday".
Matt & Jeff: So are you, you worthless lip-synching whore! Get outta here!
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Death. A class where all students, regardless of emo-ness or not, bring razor blades to cut themselves during the teacher's lectures. Students in the class rarely get anything higher than a C on chapter tests, but the Hajmahnaug Village (select cult of students) seems to be rising regarding test scores.
Situation regarding ap european history class-
Student 1 (usually Mark): Did you study for Corradino's test? Someone from another class told me it was hard.
Student 2(usually Tara): No.. man, I'm seriously going to fail. Peace of Ausburg and Diet of Worms WTF.
Hajmahnaug Village Cultist: Boy, I study for six hour, and I know that our village do good on test.
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A month where roles become reversed and black people own white people like they are slaves.
Tyrone:Come on Sahara you have to suck me off it’s black history month!
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