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I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me
Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep
Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO
Ian the alien is an alien from outer space. He has been spotted multiple times dancing to the reese's puffs rap. Sadly Ian has severe bone cancer wich has resulted in him getting osteoporosis and crippling depression
Did you see "Ian the Alien" yesterday?!
Yea dude! He was dancing to that weird reese's puffs rap!
a chunky ginger, usually about 5'1 1" . Usually a pedophile
He's one of those fat ginger boys, the ones that talk to little girls, an Ian Phillips.
When Mr. Ian Gregory fucked Miss Maddie Watters from behind and posted it on his Snapchat story.
Bro that’s some Ian Gregory behind the back type stuff.
The experience of reaching a conversational climax that sweeps across your conscious thought like a wave, or a disrupting gust of wind; a mind orgasm
Man, I just had this ferocious ruffled ian, the whole way I perceive the world is so skewed I can't even see straight!
Ian's Opinions is what is usually a response to what a normal individual would say or a questions towards someone which is then hated and told that nobody cares about by someone who is usually their ex-girlfriend who has built up mass hatred towards them.
Normal Individual: Ian reads too many books.
Ian: Well I actually have finished the book which I have been reading most recently.
Ex-Girlfriend: IAN NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR DAMN OPINIONS!
Ian: Okay.
Individual: She's always hating on "Ian's Opinions".