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not the band

phrase you say to music lovers after you say a certain word that may be a band name. A friend of mine always said this to me after he said certain words because he knows I love music. Other variations of this phrase include "Not the singer", "Not the song", "Not the rapper", "Not the group", and "Not the music style". When you say a word that may be a singer's last name, you'd say this:
Mark: Go straight.
Karen: Not George Strait!
Amy: Watch out for that branch!
Karen: Not Michelle Branch!

Alice: Here is the wood that needs to be stained for Sara's sign.
Karen: Not the band!

by Karen Stickney October 29, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


band kid

A kid who spends a unhealthy amount of time on Reddit, Discord or Tumblr has a discord kitchen 99% of the time probably smells like Anit Freeze mixed with gas hair is so greasy that McDonald's needs him to operate the deep fryers Personally revolves around LGBTQ, Dream, Tommyinit, Quackity, Techoblade Hates Apple products uses a gas station Android phone on boost mobile Has a Nintendo switch and makes unfunny jokes about communism or can sometimes be a very relaxed person (rare) Band kids usually reak of dog shit mixed with a blown head gasket.

Person 1: Yo look at Tim he has the same fit since 2019
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX

Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*

by dollarstoregas January 27, 2023

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


slag band

Tattoo found around the top of the arm on a minger or munter.

"You seen Mandi's new slag band? Really suits her ... not."

by Wizards Sleeve May 28, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Frickin band

Warning: NOT frickin A, the band. Frickin band is what is used to refer the band geeks. Usually called "fuckin band" at first but teachers are around so it is refered to instead as "frickin" band. The band at our charlesdale, mi is way too concerned with band. They try to just win trophies and say they're better than our football team. We hate fuckin, or frickin, band. Congradulations, whup-dee-doo, your frickin marching band got a trophy at a competition who the fuck cares??? So yeah

John "wow fuckin band"
David "dude there's a teacher"
Zachary "yeah say FRICKIN band so you don't get detention"

by Mich St SUCX June 28, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band Hag

Somone who used to know the band years ago whilst they were still in school and who now follows the band around looking for a free ride. Similar to a hand bag. They never lose sight of the band and stay by their side as a number one (annoying) fan.

That Britney is a real Band Hag - look at her wiggle up to the singer!

by Hayley January 17, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band Geek

one who is enamored with, and lives , eats, sleeps and for all over intensive purposes is infected by the band.

a band geeks profile status, today: woke up for band,put on band uniform, played in the parade with the band, took off band uniform,ate lunch with other "bandies", put on band uniform, played pre game with the band, played half'time with the band, took a nap at band in the middle of the football game with like 50 other "bandies", took off band uniform, ate supper with the "bandies." I love band

by britishbuegler October 10, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Band Posse

A group of elite marching band members from North East, PA, who spend their time buying useless junk from Family Dollar, drinking Go Ape Energy Drink, and dressing up like weirdos. The Band Posse worships John Stamos, Maynard Ferguson, John Williams, and Peter Harvery, and has a mascot named Jacob Meeder, or the Rally Monkey.

To be accepted in the Band Posse is the greatest honor, because then you may hold the Holy Grail, and be generally a super sweet kid.

Only boys are accepted into the Band Posse, cause girls feel uncomfortable around us.

Our high school has a legend
That goes from year to year
To which we pledge allegiance
And always cherish dear
Of all the honored idols
The Grail and Ape are king
For the North East Marching Band Posse
The best of anything!

Hail to the Posse!
Loyal and true!
Hail Family Dollar!
We buy our junk from you!
North East forever!
Molder of men!
We'll march to the Dairy Mart
For Victory again!

Well, Seneca has its Bobcats,
McLane its red and black
The Wildcats roam Northwestern
And Trojans on attack
Harborcreek has its Huskies
There's the Tigers and the Braves
But the North East Marching Band Posse
To you our hearts we gave!

Repeat Chorus

We love Jay, Ape, and Stallion
Family Dollar and do rags!
We always purchase Homies
And Stephan's got our back
We love our Rally Monkey
Jacob Meeder be his name
And we'll serve the holy chalice
To our last and dying day!

Repeat chorus

by Lord Eli November 13, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž