A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.
Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.
Get really worked up over some 30 kill streak in a game that won't matter in about 2 months
Person 1: Ughhhh I hate this game I was just on a 29 kill streak and died ughhhh..
Person 2: Hey man I think you should take a break from that game for a while
Person 1: Shut up Sam you low life virgin you probably stick sharpies up your butt when you jerk off
Person 2: (Cries in truth)
Person 3: He's having a Ryder Moment
An Asten moment can be any of the following: blackmail, arm-chopping, over-obsession with hugs,
A: Dang... What if I chop my whole arm off?
B: Asten moment!
When you feel you are in a situation like Larry would get into on the show Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I was in Wal-Mart and moved from one line to another but the cashier walked away just before I got there. When I went back to the other line, a guy who followed me cut in front of me. A total CYE moment.
a much needed vacation, specifically just like the corona commercials.
I hate school, i really need a corona moment.
Sending chat messages that doesn't make sense because letters are switched around
Trying to type "Let me send the song I was talking about earlier"
End up typing "Ket me send the sogn i was talkinaga aabotu"
That's a mail moment
One of those moments that just make you say yuh
News reporter-“Obama has just been re-elected for the third time”
Me-“Yuh” (this would be a yuh moment)