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musically challenged

The guy who goes on Urban Dictionary, finds his favorite band, and instantly adds a definition citing something ridiculous like "the best band ever in the history of music" even though anyone with an ounce of taste in music knows that particular band sucks ass.

Teenagers are the most likely to be musically challenged, with older age groups following close by.

by GOERNR May 11, 2006

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COLUMBINE MUSIC

A type of music that was thought to have made the kids at Columbine want to kill people.

Most of the C.D.s he recieved for his birthday were of Columbine Music.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

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rock music

Something that was ruined by Nickelback

Back in the day, rock music was actually talented. Examples: Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Who, Rush, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Pink Floyd etc.

This was until grunge took over, and since then all you needed to become a big rock star was to maintain a pulse.

by colossal_donut_666 March 29, 2010

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house music

a variation of electronic music that uses a 4/4 beat. It was developed by dance club DJs in Chicago in the 1980s. Its name probably comes from the fact that it was mostly played at wearhouses.
House music contains many different influences and styles that range from electronic to disco. There is funky house (close to funk music), electro house (close to techno), disco house (close to disco 70s style), and groovy house (flowy and groovy). There is also progressive house and hard house plus many more depending on the djs style.
The distinguishing factor between house and techno (which is what many people confuse it for) is that in house one can feel the kick/clap beat to it and the 70s disco that is in it. There are many different songs that are very borderline house/techno but before you sound like an idiot saying something is house hear for the funky/disco sense to it.
Although the popularity of house music has declined, there are many different djs and fans that are keeping the genre alive. Many shirts exist with things saying "i love house music" or "house music souldier".

If You really care and wanna take the minute to hear the difference listen to :

Daft Punk - Around The World (HOUSE)

Dj Isaac - Go Insane (TECHNO)

regardless its music and if you like you do and if you don't....

Antoine Clamaran, David Guetta, Some of Pakito, Some of Benny Benassi, Daft Punk, Bob Sinclar just to name a few of my favorites of house music

by JDZ HYPE December 13, 2007

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Hardcore music

Hardcore is a subgenre of punk rock that is thicker, heavier and faster than regular punk. It is not a type of Metal, Techno, or Rap. Hardcore is mostly confused with Metalcore/Melodic Metalcore bands such as Hatebreed or Bring Me The Horizon or hardcore techno. The -core prefix was originally short for Hardcore but now is a random suffix added to anything to make it look more interesting (Easycore, Sadcore etc.). It was invented by L.A. bands like The Germs and Negative Trend in 1976 - 1977 and the bands almost never reached mainstream popularity or even wanted it.

Misfits and early D.R.I are hardcore, while Asking Alexandria and The Prodigy are not.

Powerviolence, emo, skacore, d-beat, and skate punk are subgenres of hardcore.

The most popular hardcore scenes are Los Angeles which was the birthplace of hardcore, New York which is usually more metallic, and D.C. which is usually faster.

Many types of extreme metal like thrash, sludge, and black were mainly influenced by hardcore.

Hardcore is not a subculture. People who listen to hardcore call themselves punks, if anything.

Hardcore music does not mean "any hard music"

by negr0id March 30, 2013

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Crap Music

The verbally accurate name for rap music.

Person 1, "Yo, ya hear that fresh 'Lil Afrotard' track, its that crunk deal, yee--aah!!!!!!".

Person 2, "No, I don't listen to Crap Music".

by Thomas Burr January 15, 2008

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musical sex

Kind of like musical chairs but the person who doesn't get the chair has to be violently ass raped by a horny gorilla.

The gorillas are the only winners in musical sex.

by Luka May 23, 2004

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