You're biting my shit!

to steal, or take credit for bite

Damn Craiggers, you're biting my shit!

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You're nothing but dust and ashes

It's true, you're not God.

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!

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you're the man now dog

The state of being in which one is now the dog.

Hey, you're the man now dog.

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poke you're mudhole

wanting to pake a ladys brown box

"hey Syn let me poke you're mudhole"

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you're about to get washed

You are about to get beat at a game or loose a battle

I'm about to wash you in this game of 2k.

You're about to get washed.

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You're wasting my minutes

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.

Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.

You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.

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You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

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