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When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."
An internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.
For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.
Flatmate 1: Oh did you hear about .....?
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.
Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...
Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.
The search results that are found when looking up someone's name. Internet baggage can be good if the information that is pulled up by your name documents achievements, education, work or news clipping which contain your name. Internet baggage can be bad however if the information pulled up by your name points at low points in your life such as mention of your divorce etc.
"Dang, I looked that guy up on google and he has soooo much internet baggage. He must be old!"
"Wow, I pulled up her internet baggage and learned so much about everything she has accomplished."
"I googled your name and didn't find any internet baggage. You're a clean slate, tell me more about yourself."
"Man all that internet baggage burst my bubble!"
"I found out we have so much in common through (his/her) internet baggage."
A form of kudos given to someone who is a ninja at finding things on the internet, or placing internet pop culture references.
Kane: Dude, I actually found a .txt copy of that book that was in episode 2 of that show i forgot the name of!
Ken: Many internets to you my son.
Noun - Pertains to a person who "crawls" the internet as a hobby and becomes knowledgeable about things in all corners of the internet including the latest fad websites, internet slang, viral content, and popular culture and information.
Allen is such and internet crawler, he is constantly browsing forums, reading cracked articles, and quoting the latest memes.
Bob is always trying to show me youtube videos and send me links to funny pictures he found, he's an internet crawler.
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Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"
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One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.
In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.
Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
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