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Blue shoes is a major sign of having a foot fetish. If someone you know wears blue shoes there is a 99% chance they want to suck your toes.
“Wow Kyle is wearing blue shoes he must have a foot fetish.”
“Dude my friend told me he had a foot fetish last night, I should have known, he wears blue shoes.”
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Somebody who is wrapped up in their own self importance, or likes to brag about things. Can also mean someone with shallow intentions or goals.
Modern musicians are nothing but a load of big shoes. Spreading messages of prejudice or misogyny to make money.
Well known response by Toots of Toots and Maytals of his opinion of modern Reggae.
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Oxford shoes are only worn for special occasions. For example, you wear them in marching band while you play the flute. Oxford shoes are so swagtastic that only beautiful sexy goddesses wear them. If u want to get a boy band member as your boyfriend aka five seconds of summer, you have gotz to wear them. Mainly wannabe hipsters and Nirvana posers wear them. Oxford shoes are soo swaggish and HELLA fine.
Hey look!!! Its Nirvana poser Itzel and her wannabe Oxford shoes
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A person who wears weird shoes because Chandler got them.
Rob and Gary got hoka shoes because chandler had them.
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to cum in someone's shoe when they are in the shower and watch them step into their shoe and see if they notice
hahah!
why are you laughing?
You just stepped into a sea shoe!!
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(N)-Shoes that are still tainted with poo a week or more after the fact.
Ex: Are you going to leave your poopy shoes in the stairwell?
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When a woman has sex with a man with a large penis and her next boyfriend can't satisfy her because she's used to the large Penis.
Guy 1: "Dude how are you going to live up to him? Her ex's dick was like 12 inches!" Guy 2: "I don't know man. I got some Pussy Shoes to fill."
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