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A sexual act that defies most conceptions of morality, and all current understandings of physical reality. An individual with testicles places them in the mouth of a (hopefully) receptive individual. They are then gargled.
"Dude! Cindy was so drunk last night, I got her to give me a gargle j!"
"... That was me man..."
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A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.
Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!
How do you know it was a gay bar?
Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.
Touché....
Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun
/täp/ /jā/
1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself
3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging
1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!
A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.
Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.
“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”
When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.
Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"
They just J-bombed/J-bombing
The name of an up and coming rapper based out of Edmonton Alberta Canada. With his hit song "Insane" he is now recognized as one of the most popular rappers in Edmonton.
Did you hear that new song by J-Zeal, it drove me insane
A phrase used by white people who are trying (unsuccessfully) to be black, meaning "just kidding".
Maddie: "I hate you."
Tim: "What? why?"
Maddie: "Nah, man. J to the K. I love you."