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Jasmines

This here is what we have known as a social climber. Watch out for Jasmine's, they use u for ur events cause they know they will never get invited to anything themselves or do anything for themselves except math.

God these jasmines piss me off, such wannabe white girls.

by The person who didn't invite u May 29, 2019


Jasmine

A women who changed her self for the welfare of her children. A mother who feels like she failed. A girl with a heart of Gold that she wanted to share with every person she met. Until people gave her a reason to be ugly towards the world she never knew was watching until about 2 weeks ago.

Sincererly, self

Jasmine believed in something greater then herslf.

by GoldenHeart April 27, 2020


Jasmine

She's an amazing girl, what can I say? Everything about her just seems so great. She's outgoing and will talk to anybody, as long as you don't have a bad relationship with her. Her fashion sense is immaculate and she has the cutest face. Life is so much better with her, whether you are just thinking about how great she is or you're dating her. Her personality is unrivaled by any other and she's the friendliest person I have ever met. I looked at her once in class, she noticed and smiled at me. That made me tremble so much I had to excuse myself out of the classroom because I was embarrassed that I was blushing. Whenever I see her, she makes me fantasize spending my life with her. When I pay attention to her body figure it's hard for me to not stare. Her hair is half black, half brown. Her curves are amazing. Her breasts and butt are both about medium. I talked to her a couple times, and she is just so charming, no matter the circumstances. I didn't confess my feelings for her just yet, since she's always with her amazing friends. I do talk to them a lot and they are absolutely wonderful, and she must be even more charming. Moral of the story, if you like or even love a girl, think of it as a blessing from God. If you have her, hang on to her and don't let her go, because nobody is better.

"And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity."
Colossians 3:14

Jasmine: "Did I just hear you say you liked me?"
Me: "n-nooo...."
Jasmine: "You sure?"
Me: "Okay, I might have said that..."
Jasmine: "Awwww.... I like you as well!"
*hug*
me in my mind: h o w

by totallynotanonymous_ March 26, 2021


Jasmine

She’s the most loyal loving nice funny person ever she will make u laugh all the Time once u get to meet her she goes crazy 😂 but in a good way she’s always there for u and is the nicest person u know

jasmine the best

by J.M. December 3, 2018


Jasmine

A girl who likes to eat onions straight out the netted bag, and won't step into a taxi unless at least one of the wheels is a hubcap. Often, most people assume Jasmine's favorite chicken breed is a leghorn, but become very surprised to find out it is really a mallard. She goes crazy for some canned corn; No butter, no seasoning, not even soaking it. Legend has it the first one to snort smarties was a Jermaine, not a Jasmine, but close to the point of being note worthy. If theres a mexican restaurant, you can bet theres a 4 in 5 chance youll find her camped out on the roof of it. This information is very accurate, I have been studying a Jasmine for quite sometime, and these were the crucial points of info on the species I picked up.

Have you seen Jasmine?

Did you check El Tio's roof?

Yes, she wasn't there.

Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?

by TooBadIHaveToDestroyYouNow May 8, 2022


Jasmine

Jasmine is a nice person who makes their friends laugh. Her inside jokes make everybody around her laugh, she is very clumsy but funny.

Is that Jasmine?
Yeah she's like the best friend ever!'
I want a Jasmine!

by stupid chics March 8, 2022


Jasmine

Someone who is a fake friend and try’s to steel others boyfriends

Why did jasmine just steel my boyfriend

by Target1987 November 22, 2021