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Jasmine

Kinda crazy, a little hazy, but def not lazy. Jasmine is one weird son of a bitch, probably with homicidal tendencies, but damn she’s cool as fuck. Flirty to the extreme to the point where she’s immune to all flirtation, she’s real hard one to catch. Probably a sociopath. Apparently a top. Approach with caution.

Don’t talk to Jasmine unless you have something either really intelligent or really funny to say.

by Mr. McSpicy Man April 11, 2022


Jasmine

jasmine, the type of chick to suck a guy off for a mcchicken

"hey jasmine ill give you a mcchicken for head"

by fruity45678 June 25, 2022


Jasmine

Jasmine is a beautiful girl but they always reck other people’s life’s, most likely their boyfriends. Most jasmine are lying bitches who would go to the police about something and get people into trouble even tho the boy she dated looked after her and loved her as if she was the queen. Jasmines are vicious girls who abuse people’s and don’t even care. 13 is an unlucky number

Jasmine will go out with someone she claimed she loved and then breaks up with him and sleeps with some ginger cunt

by Jasmine is a lying slag September 30, 2020


jasmine

jamine meaning smell. oh dear

"yo bro whats that smell?" says Sasha.

"i dunno bro , this feels like a jasmine moment," says Cassie

"oh yea bro didnt think of it that way"

"jesus christ that smells like a jasmine" "bruh tdo you know what this means? this is such a jasmine moment bro!"

by sashajean15 September 2, 2019


Jasmine

Jasmine is a nice and caring person. But she also has a dark side that can ruin friendships. Jasmine can be very manipulative and dirty-minded. She is best known for her looks that grab all the boy's attention. She usually crowns the queen of hell. If you are friends with a Jasmine I warn you this could go either way depending on their zodiac. If your are friends with a Jasmine with a Cancer zodiac. I demand you to run.

Jasmine is a motherfucking killer queen

by Yours Truly...Mike Hawk March 22, 2022


Jasmine

She's very small in size. A real dwarf. You can call her Samwise Gamgee if you want because 1. she's just as short and 2. very supportive. Over all a very uwu person.

Someone: hey Sam wanna carry the ring to Mordor with me
Jasmine: I'M LITERALLY ONLY 3 INCHES SHORTER THAN YOU

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020


Jasmine

Jasmine is a kind introverted person who always speaks her mind . Doesn't really like having friends but when she does she returns your energy . She doesn't care what other people think of her but still dresses up. She loves going to school and helping others. She smiles even when she's hurting . She have her ghosting days when she doesn't want to talk to anyone. She is smart , funny and and fun to be around.

Boy 1: Dude what do you think about Jasmine.
Boy 2: She's ok i guess
Boy 1: OK?! She's literally a goddess

by Mr. Nice guy :)))) March 9, 2022