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crease of jesus

the part on a girl where the ass meets the thigh. you get that nice crease of pure meat

Noob 1: Yo whats up bro
Noob 2: Nm i was gonna.... holy shit dick... look at her ASS!!
Noob 1: Holy fuck I want my face in the crease of jesus

by snowboardingcow March 24, 2012


Jesus up on

v.t. to Jesus up on (someone)

1. to startle by appearing out of thin air in a seemingly magical way

I thought I was home alone when suddenly, out of nowhere, my mom Jesused up on me.

Dude, don't Jesus up on me like that.

by amenohi3 May 12, 2010


Jesus Walks

A song by Kanye West. Also a dance created by Kanye West while performing the song on stage at a concert.

1. "Jesus Walks" is a good song

2. Look at that dude on the dancefloor! He's bustin' out the Jesus Walks!

by DJHill August 25, 2004


jesus cripes

Used to express surprise

OH JESUS CRIPES I RAN OVER A PHEASANT

by Cripes Almightly! October 16, 2013


jesus fish

In ancient Greek times Christians would be executed if they were found to be so. Therefore the ichthys (Jesus fish) was used as a way for two Christian to be made known to each other. In the ground, using a stick or staff, one man would draw the first arch of the ichthys and wait until another man would walk up and draw the second arch to finish it. This method would allow both men to know the other was a Christian without making the risk of voicing it.

Though back in those days they knew what the symbol actually meant, it was chosen by its simplicity. The ichthys is actually a symbol of fertility. In today's culture it is displayed on its side to look like a fish. Originally it was displayed with the football-shaped hole pointing upward and the open end downward. This showed what it truly represented, the vagina and anus of the fertility goddess Atargatis. Atargatis is also known in different cultures as Tirgata, Aphrodite, Pelagia or Delphine.

*looking at a car driving by with a jesus fish on the back*
"I see he's pro-vaginas."

by Ty4thVenom February 24, 2006


Jesus Point

Prestige gained when something good, or a good deed is done in Jesus' and or gods eyes.

Hey bro! Get any Jesus Points today?

by some12email July 24, 2006


Jesus Bar

The handle on the passenger side of 4 wheel drive vehicles that you hold onto when the vehicle tilts on extreme angles.

The Jesus Bar is so named because most passengers will grab it at the same time as shouting "Oh Jesus!"

by Byron john March 26, 2009