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Juan

Juan is a very perfect boy he is good at school, has a girlfriend, gets girls pregnant, never misses in bed, cracked at Fortnite, and makes good food. He likes to shave his penis hairs 24/7 bc they grow back faster then he runs for ur mom he is easy to know because its Juan everyone loves Juan and Juan loves everyone (mostly his best friends mom)

Henry: Juan you cant date 7 people
Joe: Bruh its Juan yes he can
Juan: I like beans

by Pop a lock December 9, 2021


juan.

a word which is juan

hey bro, you're quite the juan.

by juan fucker 69 December 15, 2021


Juan

Juan’s are usually the most trustworthy and loving people you will meet. Loyal to a fault. They enjoy having those hard conversations but keep things light-hearted. Addressing past unresolved trauma, eating the best food this world has to offer(preferably with truffles) listening to great music and watching good movies is part of their love language. Their friends are their family and their family are their friends. They're in their most natural habitat outdoors next to a mountain or a body of water. Great temperament but can be very confrontational. If you're there for Juan(one) during a hard time they will be there for yours forever. God wasn't sure how Juan’s would work out but they didn't turn out so bad after all. If you don't like to laugh, don't approach a Juan!

Who's that guy eating truffle pasta and talking about trauma? Oh that just Juan don't mind him.

by Truffle Trio November 23, 2021


Juan

Juan is the name of a little bitch. Very kind but a little bitch.

Juan is a bitch.

by q1w2e3r4t5y6y September 8, 2020


Juan

The completion after the male anus is stimulated, leading one to ejaculate.

She started licking down there and I couldn’t control that Juan shot, it went everywhere.

by ChiChiJuan August 28, 2021


Juan

Juan is a nice guy sometimes he gets jealous but He got his heart broken two times

Juan went to the bar and got his heart broken

by Heartbroken1235 December 12, 2019


Juan

Comparable to hpv

Don’t catch that juan

by I hate juan December 11, 2023