Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.

girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"

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Cody Kills

The New Jersey definition of smoking something, and giving just the tinyest bit left to a friend next to you.

Want these cody kills.

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Bonzai kill

In a FPS game when you cook your grenade to the point where you end up blowing yourself up, and one or more of your opponents. It may be the ultimate sacrifice but few people expect you to commit suicide just to get a kill.

Pro: *player runs around corner with grenade in hand

Noob: *player starts to shoot

Pro: "FTW!!!"

BOOM!

Pro: " BONZAI KILL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"

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easy kill

A girl who is easy to score with, usually due to intoxication.

I heard she's an easy kill when she's drunk.

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kill clock

Sometimes used as an initiation routine by gangs they set a new member a kill clock where they have to kill a set number of members of a rival gang in a set time.
Sometimes used as a form of blackmail that if a gang member doesn’t complete a kill clock someone close to them may be harmed/killed.
Sometimes organised by inmates wanting to get to someone on the outside using their gang-contacts.

"You have 24 hours to kill as many rival gang-members or someone close to you will pay... The kill clock is ticking"

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killing the pig

To make a large sum of money. Derived from a "piggy bank" with so much money in it that it's stuffing and hence killing the pig.

Any one who has bought investment property in Perth, Australia is killing the pig.

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Kill yourself

Is not something you should do. Well, just dont do it at all! If you're depressed or suicidal dont do it! Your life is the most valuable thing you could cherish! If you lose it, you lose all the amazing things you could do In life

Also, dont listen to the bimbo at the top. Hes just being a jerk. He doesnt have sympathy for suicidal people

Guy1: kill yourself

Guy2: *feels depressed and tries to slit his wrists*

Guy3 stops guy2 from slitting his wrists
Guy3: dont kys man! Your life is worth living
Guy 2: *puts knife down and hugs guy 3*

Moral of the story: dont killyouself. Seek help and love yourself

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