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When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.
Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.
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A loving, open mouthed kiss that involves toughing tounges which is about the best feeling in the world. It can have to do with sex, but its much better and a lot more loving and special if your in love
When my girlfriend french kisses me, i feel like im flying and i am so happy i could die, with my arms wrapped around her and her hands on my face
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The act of farting into a partners butthole. Members usually stand back to back and openly exchange gases between eachothers anus.
"Hey Brian, do you want to come over to my house and whale kiss?"
Carter and James are eating a taco bell preparing for thier long night of whale kissing.
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A slang term for fellatio. The giver may or may not swallow.
Melissa gave Daniel a mind blowing protein kiss for her birthday.
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Someone whose head is so far up his/her superior's ass, they could wear him as a hat.
Colin Powell, anyone in the Corporate world, and that asshole on "Inside the Actor's Studio to name a few...
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a french kiss.... down under!
man: hey baby wanna austrailian kiss?
woman: whats that?
man: when i give you a french kiss down under!
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A lizard kisser is a person who inserts their tounge in and out of your mouth during a make out session.
Girl1: So how was your first makeout?
Girl2: It was so nasty.
Girl1: Why?
Girl2:He gave me a lizard kiss.
Girl1:Ewww.
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