Lol Player

a person who i simp for even though they don't take shower and only go out for food

"i simp for this guy"
"he is a lol player"
"i simp even more"
"ew"

age-lol

When you forget how long you've been out of school and people treat you like an adult, when you still see yourself as an 11 year old.

Hello Sir, how can I help you?
What did you just call me?

These kids treating me with some mad respect, what an age-lol.

Lol Men

When your so high and fucked up and you say "Lol Men" instead of saying lol.

steve: haha that was a funny joke Lol Men
rami: the fuck you mean by Lol Men bro, you high or something?

Lol Sesh

Often used to describe a session of game-play for a game named League of Legends. This session is often filled with joy and lots of abuse on the fields of justice.

Oliver: Hey man, feeling a lol sesh?
Dylan: Always bro!

Mitchell's Mum: Mitchell, come clean the dishes!
Mitchell: Not now mum!! I'm having a lol sesh!

lol objection

The replacement of objection in pheonix wright: ace attorney in a nutshell (search on YT if you want).

This is supposed to be funny or a reminder that the show is funny, whichever tho...

NOTE: NO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS INVOLVED!

Note^2: To use to trigger unfunny judges.

Apollo: objection lol!
Maya: no, it's lol objection you moron
Apollo: Shut up maya
Pheonix: lol don't use my catchphrase lolthief

LOL HAX

"Lauging out loud" and "you are a hacker" or the former along with "A hack is being used"

this denotes that the hack is humorous.

or even that the legitimate player that is accused of hacking is in fact so good, that it is useless to play them.

gamer 1: LOL HAX

gamer 2: what?

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LOL speak

Used on websites such as "I can has cheeze burger" and "i has a hot dog", LOL speak is commonly used to caption (or "capshun" in LOL speak) adorable pictures of cute and fuzzy animals.

"I need to capshun this photo so I can send it into a blog"
"Well, don't forget to use LOL speak!"

"I can has cheeze burger?"

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