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An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.
Somebody who resides in London and likes to take it in the rear. They also tend to go to all boys schools
some chick that gives some killer rim jobs. i.e. lesbian who is a fork fetish and touches herself with a blue, rubber fork then precedes to eat her soup. Starred in America's infamous film of 2007 "Two Girls, One Cup" as the "indian beaner chick."
?!?! "Is that a London Poche?" *gasp* "It is! Look at her fork!"
A nice roadman from london greets you with a knife in your abdomen
A young man gave me a London greeting and now I'm kn hospital
During coitus, when you're about to climax and you jump in the air and urinate to prevent ejaculation.
I gave her the London Pee Throw last night.
Person 1: hey have you seen Oli Londons new tiktok
Person 2: yea it was so weird
Person 1: ikr