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A certified materbaiter
Example:
P1:im a male teenager.
P2 you mean your a certified masterbaiter?
P1: i guess...
A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.
Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.
Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol
The most down bad a male can become. So far down, he has somehow looped back around and become an alpha-nak male. This entails that he no longer has a foot in the race but insists that he is the top of the food chain. Alpha-nak males should be deprived of attention at all costs or they may multiply like bacteria.
"Dude, that guy is such an alpha, I think I may have to step down as pack leader..."
"Nah dude, hes so far gone hes just a Alpha-Nak male. Don't worry about him man."
when a man is angelic.
when a male presenting human embodies the aura of mythical angels.
Men with long hair are so male angelicism.
Tall, skinny, redheaded male who poops like crazy, and clogs the toilet. (like 2 foot long turds) who eats fresh fruit and vegetables, mostly celery.
"wow, that turd was massive, he is probably a celery male."
A loving sweet caring male with wicked good looks who takes after his mother in many ways. ...with a temper to match!
" man that boys mamma gunna need a gun to fight off the girls that Male Ashlee gunna be attracting pretty soon! !"
A male who thinks the world owes him everything, but is doomed to never receive payment because of his entitlement. Although always coming in third, the Gimmel male feels like he deserved first and was robbed of his achievement. Similar to the Omega male, the Gimmel male has opted out of society, not due to apathy, but pure bitterness and feelings of being deceived, taken advantage, or deprived of the things he deserves.
Ryan was not selected for the job but was a close third in the selection process. Brad received the job offer and most people congratulated him, however, due to his Gimmel Male tendencies, Ryan feels that this job offer was taken from him.