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A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.
“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”
Whore at midnight who sucks your dick in the morning
Hee Mark do you remember that midnight lover of 2 years ago?
a couple that shares a deep bond for one another
what happened to that one girl you guys were midnight lovers
adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"
Wings that happen at midnight,
The best kind of wings
The juicest wings
The saucy kind
Yo mulfy, shall we get those midnight wings.
The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.
"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"
Cheese that you eat straight from the package in the middle of the night for no goddamn reason.
I was pretty hungry last night, so I went and got some midnight cheese.