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Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion
I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”
The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback
I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.
The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.
A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
A type of sex toy fashioned from a glazed donut, popular as a buffer during ATM play. A favorite of incels and those with catastrophic testicular injuries.
Carlos went to the gas station and bought some wintergreen scented lube, 2 bananas, and a baker’s dozen of Mississippi Squishers, in case the hootenanny went sideways.
a town in the state of Mississippi where all the men living there have butt sex with their favorite cousin every sunday after church service
man you know my cousin from Columbus Mississippi ?
where they have sex wit their men cousins bro? i know his buttocks hurts.